Sunglasses: Keep Out of Reach of Children.

Last night, while in Old Navy, Juliana was trying on various styles of glasses and when she put these on, she looked at Jeremiah and said," Daddy, these are absolutely ridiculous!"

But that isn't the moral of the story. It just so happens to be ironic that Juliana (the victim) is wearing a pair of sunglasses in the picture. Today, while the kiddos were on the couch watching a movie, Jackson found a pair of his sunglasses (that daddy didn't do such a great job of hiding....) and was "trying them on" Juliana. All was fun and games until my goofball Jack wasn't paying attention to where he was putting them and shoved them right in Juliana's mouth. A few minutes later, Juliana hadn't stopped crying so Jeremiah whipped out his flashlight and took a gander in Juliana's mouth. At the back of her throat was a hole. That's right, a HOLE.

Daddy made an appointment with the dentist and he took her in. The dentist checked out her teeth, gave Juliana a goody bag and after assessing the situation, referred Jeremiah to an oral surgeon! Juliana will need to be knocked out and stitched up.

Meanwhile, mommy is wearing down the carpet with all of the pacing I have done the past two hours. We will update as soon as Juliana is home.